Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!decvax!harpo!floyd!clyde!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!robinson From: robinson@uiuccsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: 2 computer jokes -- offensive to no - (nf) Message-ID: <3968@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Sun, 20-Nov-83 15:40:54 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.3968 Posted: Sun Nov 20 15:40:54 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 22-Nov-83 02:36:54 EST Lines: 18 #R:rayssd:-26900:uiuccsb:8700040:000:777 uiuccsb!robinson Nov 17 17:22:00 1983 The last reponse reminds me of the following observations: When you tell a joke to an English teacher, he will laugh once, when you tell him the joke. When you tell a a joke to a Scientist, he will laugh twice. Once when you tell him the joke, to be polite. Again, when you explain the humor in the joke to him. When you tell a joke to an Engineer, he will laugh three times. Once when you tell him the joke, to be polite. Once when you explain the joke to him, to be polite. Again, in the middle of the night when he finally understands the joke. When you tell a joke to a Computer Scientist, he will not laugh at all. He will tell you that it is an old joke and that he heard it before. Moreover, you told it all WRONG !!!