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From: ward@hao.UUCP (Mike Ward)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to someone, I'm sure(ROT13)
Message-ID: <719@hao.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 21-Nov-83 18:43:57 EST
Article-I.D.: hao.719
Posted: Mon Nov 21 18:43:57 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 23-Nov-83 03:27:23 EST
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Bhe ureb jnf bapr jnyxvat nybat gur snibevgr svfuvat cvre jura ur fnj n
qvfgerffvat fvtug: n lbhat ynql jvgu ab nezf naq ab yrtf fvggvat arkg gb
n svfuvat cbyr.  Gur svfuvat cbyr jnf obhapvat naq jvttyvat - fur unq pnhtug
n svfu, ohg jvgu ab nezf be yrtf pbhyq abg oevat vg va.  Orvat gur tnyynag
glcr (ur'f bhe ureb, erzrzore) bhe ureb jnyxrq bire naq erryrq gur svfu
va.  Jura ur unaqrq vg gb gur lbhat ynql, fur ybbxrq ng uvz pblyl naq fnvq,
"Lbh ner fhpu n tnyynag zna, naq fb unaqfbzr.  Gurer vf bar guvat V jbhyq
yvxr rira zber guna guvf svfu.  V'ir arire orra xvffrq orsber...qb lbh
guvax...?"  Orvat gur tnyynag glcr (ureb, erzrzore) bhe ureb yvsgrq gur
lbhat ynql naq tnir ure uvf orfg.

Gur arkg qnl bhe ureb unccrarq gb or jnyxvat nybat gur cvre ntnva jura
ur fnj gur fnzr lbhat ynql.  Ntnva ure svfuvat cbyr jnf bfpvyyngvat encvqyl
naq veerthyneyl.  Ntnva ur erryrq va ure svfu naq tnir vg gb ure. fur ybbxrq
ng uvz uhatevyl naq fnvq:
"Lbh ner fhpu n tnyynag zna, naq fb unaqfbzr.  Gurer vf bar guvat V jbhyq
yvxr rira zber guna guvf svfu.  V'ir arire orra shpxrq orsber...qb lbh
guvax...?"  Orvat gur tnyynag glcr (ureb, erzrzore) bhe ureb yvsgrq gur
lbhat ynql naq guerj ure vagb gur jngre.
-- 
Michael Ward
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