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Subject: Russian joke
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Date: Sun, 20-Nov-83 22:08:49 EST
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Posted: Sun Nov 20 22:08:49 1983
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(joke heard in Russia)

Brezhnev is in love with Sophia Loren.  She asks a favor. "Anything", he
replies. "Will you open the borders?" she asks. "Ah, my dear", he says,
"now I know you want to be alone with me!"

(obviously a little dated, but so is everything there).