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Subject: Re: Airplane (clean, ethnic stereotypes) - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 22-Nov-83 03:28:52 EST
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isrnix!akp    Nov 21 19:54:00 1983

There's the one in the movie "An American Werewolf in London," and, as a
courtesy to those who didn't see the movie, I'll include it (without
permission, of course):

	Same thing: three engines blow out, and the passengers must
sacrifice themselves to lighten the load. The passengers are French, British,
American and Mexican.
	The Frenchman stands up, cries, "Vive la France!" and jumps out. But
the plane is still too heavy.
	The Britisher stands and shouts, "God save the Queen!" and jumps out.
The plane is STILL too heavy.
	The American stands and yells, "Remember the Alamo!" and chucks out
the Mexican.


						-- Allan Pratt
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