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From: gail@hao.UUCP (Gail Moran)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Corn on the Cob - Disgusting! Rot 13
Message-ID: <723@hao.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 22-Nov-83 15:20:36 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov 22 15:20:36 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 25-Nov-83 04:37:52 EST
Organization: High Altitude Obs./NCAR, Boulder CO
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Guvf vf n cerggl tebff wbxr! Lbh'yy cebonoyl arire jnag gb rng pbea ba
gur pbo ntnva!

b.x. urer vg tbrf.....

Gurer jrer guerr thlf qevivat ba gur qrfbyngr pbhagel ebnqf va gurve oenaq
arj wrrc.  Nyy bs n fhqqra gurl fgbccrq va gur zvqqyr bs abjurer!  Gurl unq
eha bhg bs tnf.  Gurl jrer abg nobhg gb yrnir gur wrrc nybar orpnhfr vg jnf
oenaq arj, fb gurl fgnegrq chfuvat vg.  Nobhg 10 zvyrf yngre gurl pnzr npebff
n tnf fgngvba jvgu n funpx, obl jrer gurl unccl! Nyy bs n fhqqra n ovt sng
htyl qvfthfgvat jbzna pbzrf bhg jvgu n ovt fzvyr ba ure snpr.  Fur unqa'g
frra n zna va fbbbb ybat!  Fb bar bs gur thlf fnlf "Url, pna jr unir fbzr
tnf gb trg onpx gb gbja?" naq fur fnlf "Unir fbzr tnf?" naq gurl ercyl "Lrf,
jr'ir fcrag nyy bs bhe zbarl."  Jryy fur whfg ybbxf ng gurz naq n fzvyr pbzrf
gb ure snpr, "jryy, V'yy tvir lbh fbzr tnf ba BAR pbaqvgvba! Bar bs lbh thlf
unir gb gnxr zr gb orq!" Gurl rlronyyf sebz nyy guerr zra whzcrq bhg bs gurve
urnqf ng gur zragvba bs guvf.  Gurl pbhyqa'g rira vzntvar univat frk jvgu ure,
vg jnf yvxr univat frk jvgu n cvt gur fvmr bs n ryrcunag!" Gurl ernyyl qvqa'g
unir nal pubvpr, gurl fher nf uryy qvq abg jnag gb yrnir gur arj wrrc urer!
Fb gur nyy qenj fgenjf naq gur yhpxl gnxrf gur byq unt vafvqr.  Fur gnxrf uvz
hc gb gur ybsg.  "B.x. vs V'z tbvat gb unir frk jvgu lbh gura lbh zhfg qb bar
guvat." "Jung'f gung ercyvrq gur jbzna?" "Jryy jura V unir frk jvgu jbzra V
yvxr sbe gurz gb or oyvaqsbyqrq."  Fur nterrf naq ybirf gur tnzr, ubj pbhyq
fur ershfr, fur unfa'g unq vg va fbbb ybat! Fb fur chyyf bss ure pybgurf naq
ynlf ba gur tebhaq jnvgvat jvgu gur oyvaqsbyq nebhaq ure rlrf.  Gur thl vf
whfg ernql gb ibzvg, ohg ur unccraf gb fcbg 3 pbof va gur pbeare bs gur ebbz,
fb ur guvaxf... fur'yy arire xabj! Ur tenof gur pbof naq bar ol bar fgvpxf 
gurz va naq bhg naq guebjf bar ol bar bhg gur jvaqbj.  Juvyr qbvat guvf gur
jbzra vf va urnira, urnivat ure naq ure sng frys nyy bire gur sybbe!  Nsgre
gur ynfg bar gur zna fnlf "Nyy qbar.  Ubj jnf vg?" Jryy gur ynql vf fb rkpvgrq
fur pna'g rira gnyx! Svanyyl gurl tb qbjafgnvef naq gurl trg gurve tnf, gurl
yrnir va n synfu, juvyr gur gur jbzra fzvyrf pbagragrqyl whfg fgnevat vagb
fcnpr.  Fbba nsgre yrnivat gur thlf ner penpxvat hc nobhg gur fvghngvba.
Bar fnlf "Obl lbh fher zvffrq vg!  Juvyr lbh jrer va gurer fperjvat gung sng
unt, jr jrer bhgfvqr rngvat ubg ohggrerq pbea ba gur pbo!" "Thrff lbh zvffrq
bhg!"

Qba'g synzr, V ebgngrq vg! Lbh ernq vg!

Nalbar sbe fbzr pbea ba gur pbo!