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From: sasw@bnl.UUCP (Steven Akiba Swernofsky)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: this is a generic ethnic joke
Message-ID: <255@bnl.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 24-Nov-83 00:22:00 EST
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Posted: Thu Nov 24 00:22:00 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 26-Nov-83 06:41:52 EST
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Organization: Brookhaven National Laboratory
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Three very dumb ethnics decided one day to go hunting in the city.
So, they packed their gear and went looking for big game.  (I know,
this is dumb!)

Lo and behold!  Soon they come upon some tracks!  The first ethnic
turns to the others and says, "look, here are some tracks.  I think
they are bear tracks."

The second ethnic is skeptical -- "No, they can't be bear tracks.
They are too regular.  Perhaps they are moose tracks."

The third ethnic is acknowledged by the others to be an expert on
the subject of tracking, so they turn to him for the final word.

He thinks a bit, hems and haws, and is about to give his opinion
. . .
and that is when the train hits them.