Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!decvax!duke!phs!aeq@pucc-h From: aeq%pucc-h@phs.UUCP (Sargent) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Airplane (clean, ethnic stereotypes) - (nf) Message-ID: <372@pucc-h.UUCP> Date: Tue, 22-Nov-83 14:02:14 EST Article-I.D.: pucc-h.372 Posted: Tue Nov 22 14:02:14 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 27-Nov-83 03:29:29 EST Lines: 17 References: <3970@uiucdcs.UUCP> Relay-Version:version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site duke.UUCP Posting-Version:version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pucc-h Path:duke!decvax!harpo!floyd!clyde!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:aeq Message-ID:<372@pucc-h> Date:Tue, 22-Nov-83 14:02:14 EST Organization:Purdue University Computing Center Reminds me of a similar joke about an airplane in trouble: Same situation (pilot asking for suicide volunteers). An Englishman stands up, shouts "God save the Queen!" and jumps out. It's not enough. So a Frenchman jumps out, with a shout of "Vive la France!" Still the plane is not light enough. So a Texan yells "Remember the Alamo!" and pushes out the Mexican sitting next to him.... -- Jeff Sargent/...pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq (maybe--4.1c is strange)