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From: jac@allegra.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: bad word (ROT 13) offensive to bums
Message-ID: <2037@allegra.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 24-Nov-83 13:05:20 EST
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Posted: Thu Nov 24 13:05:20 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 29-Nov-83 05:59:25 EST
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	Guvf wbxr vf bssrafvir gb ybgf bs crbcyr cebonoyl.

	Vg frrzf gung guvf objrel ohz trgf gverq bs orvat n ohz, naq
ur qrpvqrf gb trg n wbo.  Fb ur jnyxf vagb Wbuafba & Wbuafba gb trg
n wbo.  Gur thl va punetr bs uvevat fnlf gb uvzfrys "jung n fybo," naq
qrpvqrf gb trg evq bs uvz.  Ur fnlf gb gur ohz "BX vs lbh pna fryy guvf
obk bs gbbguoehfurf ol gbzbeebj lbh pna unir n wbo."  Jvgu gung ur unaqf
gur ohz n obk bs 1000 gbbguoehfurf.  Gur arkg qnl gur ohz jnyxf va naq
fnlf ,"V arrq zber gbbguoehfurf."  Jryy, ur trgf gur wbo, naq jvguva n
lrne ur vf gurve gbc fnyrfzna.  Rirelbar ortvaf gb jbaqre ubj ur tbg
fb tbbq, fb gurl nfx uvz.  Ur ercyvrf, "Vg'f erny fvzcyr.  V tb gb gur
nvecbeg, naq V fnl gb crbcyr, 'jnag fbzr qvc' naq unaq gurz n penpxre
jvgu fbzr qvc ba vg.  Gurl gel vg naq fnl,'Guvf gnfgrf yvxr fuvg.'  V
fnl,'Vg vf, jnaan ohl n gbbguoehfu!!.'"

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	Nabgure ohz jnagf n wbo, fb ur jnyxf vagb n zra'f pybguvat
fgber.  Gur thl va punetr bs uvevat fnlf gb uvzfrys "jung n fybo,"
naq qrpvqrf gb trg evq bs uvz.  Ur fnlf gb gur ohz,"BX, vs lbh pna
fryy gur Checyr fhvg jvgu gur lryybj gevz, gur cvax fhvg jvgu gur
benatr fgevcrf, naq gur terra fhvg jvgu gur fhaohefg ba gur onpx ol
gbzbeebj, lbh pna unir n wbo."  Sbhe ubhef yngre gur ohz fubjf
hc ng gur thl'f qrfx nyy oybbql naq jvgu uvf pybgurf fuerqqrq.  Ur
fnlf,"V qvq vg, ohg gung thl'f frrvat rlr qbt gber gur uryy bhg bs
zr."


CF.  Zl wbxr fhozvggrq n srj qnlf ntb jnf zvfhaqrefgbbq ol zbfg crbcyr.
     V fnvq, "Yrcebfl wbxrf ner gur hygvzngr va hasrryvat uhzbe."  Guvf
     jnf n cha ba gur gjb zrnavatf bs hasrryvat.  Pnyybhf (zrnavat
     uneq-urnegrq ) naq ab areirf (juvpu yrcebfl qbrf gb lbh)  Ab
     zber synzrf cyrnfr.


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