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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: military joke
Message-ID: <2120@ihldt.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 28-Nov-83 08:26:50 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 28 08:26:50 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 29-Nov-83 06:02:43 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, Il
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All the Marine jokes have brought to mind the following:

It seems that the military wanted to make a computer that, for
ease of use, could talk to the people operating it.  The computer,
before it started talking, only asked for the operators I.Q..
Well at the trial they started by entering 180 and the computer and the 
operator had a great talk on the best way to figure the
trajectories for ICBMs.  The second time they entered 110 and the
computer and the operator talked about the best way to clean a
rifle.  Finally they entered 55 and all the computer did was start
to sing "From the Halls of Montezuma...."

					Well I thought it was funny,
						Tom Harris