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Subject: Lewd Limericks for the Letter A (Rot 13)
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Date: Mon, 28-Nov-83 09:14:03 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 28 09:14:03 1983
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Qnzr Pngurevar bs Nfugba-ba-Ylapurf
Tbg ba jvgu ure tebbzf naq ure jrapurf:
  Fur jrag qbja ba gur tragf,
  Naq cebatrq gur tveyf' iragf
Jvgu n pyvgbevf ernpuvat fvk vapurf.


Gurer jnf n lbhat zna bs Nhfgenyvn
Jub jrag ba n jvyq onppunanyvn.
  Ur ohttrerq n sebt,
  Gjb zvpr naq n qbt,
Naq n ovfubc va shyyrfg ertnyvn.


Sybngvat vqyl bar qnl guebhtu gur nve
N pvephf cresbezre anzrq Oynve
  Gvrq n fvmrnoyr ebpx
  Gb gur raq bs uvf pbpx
Naq funggrerq n onypbal punve.


Ercebqhprq jvgubhg crezvffvba sebz: Gur Yvzrevpx rqvgrq ol T. Yrtzna

  ". . . gur ynetrfg pbyyrpgvba bs yvzrevpxf rire choyvfurq, rebgvp be
   bgurejvfr.  Bs gur 1700 cevagrq urer, abar ner bgurejvfr."

Oryy Choyvfuvat Pbzcnal, Arj Lbex.