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From: dejongh@osu-dbs.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Airplane (clean, ethnic stereotypes) - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 30-Nov-83 12:31:53 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 30 12:31:53 1983
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Reminds of one I heard as a Boy Scout in Canada.  Rene Leveque, Pierre 
Trudeau, Queen Elizabeth, and a boy Scout are sitting in a chartered
plane being flown by a private pilot.  Eventually, the pilot comes back
into the cabin and announces that the plane will run out of fuel and crash
in 15 minutes.  He also announces that there are only four parachutes, whereas
there are five people who have to jump.  All of the men agree that the Queen 
should have a 'chute, so she dons it and jumps.  After a few minutes, Pierre 
stands up and says "I am needed in Ottawa", grabs a parachute, and jumps.
Right away, Rene Leveque stands up and says " I am the brains behind the 
Province of Quebec, and they need me down there" so he grabs one and jumps 
too.  The pilot looks at the kid and says, "Well son, you take that last 
parachute and jump, I'll stay with my plane," to which the kid replies:
"No, there are two parachutes left.  The 'brain' took my backpack!"

		Matt DeJongh