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From: lied@ihlts.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: What I'd Like to do to Dondi
Message-ID: <273@ihlts.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 18-Nov-83 18:03:00 EST
Article-I.D.: ihlts.273
Posted: Fri Nov 18 18:03:00 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 20-Nov-83 00:06:51 EST
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<This line is an offering to the Great God of Article Chewers>

How many of you are subject to this depressing scenario each day?
You slog through the newspaper and finally reach the comics page,
and just as you chuckle over Kudzu Dubose or some other reasonably
intelligent comic strip, you catch a glimpse
of (shudder) Dondi.  Yeccch.  Or Nancy.  Raaalllph.  Well, here's
a chance to get it off your chest.

In 25 lines or less, tell us "What I'd Like to do to Dondi"
(or Nancy, if you haven't the bad luck to know about Dondi).
To kick it off, my entry is below.  Please post all responses
to net.flame.  Help stamp out serious discussion in this group.


		What I'd Like to do to Dondi

	1.  Strap him to the floor on his back, spread-eagled, naked.
	2.  Cover his entire body with catnip.
	3.  Release approximately two dozen cats into the room.


		Bob Lied	...ihnp4!ihlts!lied