Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site gatech.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxl!houxm!ihnp4!clyde!akgua!emory!gatech!spaf From: spaf@gatech.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Another one bites the dust Message-ID: <2295@gatech.UUCP> Date: Mon, 21-Nov-83 11:31:32 EST Article-I.D.: gatech.2295 Posted: Mon Nov 21 11:31:32 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 23-Nov-83 10:05:54 EST Organization: Georgia Tech School of ICS, Atlanta Lines: 59 This has been discussed to death here, but the incidents I'm about to relate compell me to submit yet another note on the subject. I'll probably get all sorts of insults on the net and vitrol in the mail, but hey, it makes life interesting. What I want to talk about is handguns. Somebody suggested that if guns weren't available then people would use bow and arrows. Damn right. You see, people against gun control are concerned with our population growth rate and know that giving people an easy method of killing each other helps keep that rate under control. And people who want to control weapons are just misguided fools who want to deprive law-abiding citizens of their rights to protection and recreation. For instance, the guy last week who shot and killed his 3 kids, his wife, and then himself. Can you imagine him stalking through the house with a drawn bow trying to kill his kids? It wouldn't work. But now we have a whole family less likely to become potential criminals or add to the population. Bravo! And can you imagine him killing himself with a bow and arrow? Hey, we're just talking personal freedom here, right? Or how about the case here in Atlanta last Friday: a little 4 year old boy and his 2 year old sister playing in a van while their mother used the phone in a store. The little boy somehow got his hands on a .22 and shot his sister in the head. She died later that day. We should encourage our children to express themselves and learn about guns early, right? I mean, a 4 year old kid would never have been able to pull a bow and thus would have been deprived of his first unique experience of using a gun. And killing something. Let's find out who would be so careless as to leave a .22 lying around and punish him. After all, owning guns is a right and someone shouldn't leave their precious guns about where they could get wet or corroded. I mean, that little kid could have spilled a coke or something all over that nice gun! As it is, he probably got it all bloody. You know how careless kids are. Or how about the 2 kids, 13 and 14, out with their guns in the woods in Iowa. They just accidentally shot into a bunker full of 12.5 tons of dynamite. The blast was felt over 45 miles away and investigators have only found shreds of clothing as remains. I mean, think of it as evolution in action -- if they had been using bows and arrows then the gene pool might end up with the genes of some people stupid enough to shoot into dynamite, right? But their "rights" were protected -- they wanted to go kill something, and they certainly got to do as they wished. We have the same reasoning behind nuclear weapons. Someone else has them and we just have to protect ourselves, right? We can't allow ourselves to be pushed around by someone else. And we certainly can't protect ourselves with bows and arrows, now can we? It's our right -- we paid for 'em, we developed them. *WE* are responsible and will only use them in defense. It's those other uncouth people that everyone has to worry about.... Well, I'm worried. And it isn't just about "them." It's "us." -- Off the Wall of Gene Spafford School of ICS, Georgia Tech, Atlanta GA 30332 CSNet: Spaf @ GATech ARPA: Spaf.GATech @ CSNet-Relay uucp: ...!{akgua,allegra,rlgvax,sb1,unmvax,ulysses,ut-sally}!gatech!spaf