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Subject: Re: What I'd Like to do to ... - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 29-Nov-83 22:30:42 EST
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uiuccsb!kaufman    Nov 29 14:21:00 1983

I would like to see Agatha Crumm folded, spindled, mutilated, stapled, sued,
audited, fired, mugged, mortgaged, bankrupted, raped, pillaged, impaled,
flamed, burned, defenestrated, tarred, feathered, stuffed, mounted, nuked,
nailed to the floor, fed to a mutant star goat, sold to slave traders, and
featured in the National Enquirer.
Dondi can come along for all the fun.

As for the Family Circus, I would like to see a mad scientist switch the brains
of the parents and the kids, so that we do not have to be subjected to the myth
that the main reason children is funny is that they say moronic things.
Besides it would be twice as funny if the parents were to utter such inanities.

While we're on the subject, won't somebody torpedo Boner's Ark?


Perhaps we should expand this topic to TV.  Anyone want to do anything to the
Love Boat?  Little House on the Prairie?  Anything else?