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From: wbpesch@ihuxp.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Tonight on The Love Boat
Message-ID: <532@ihuxp.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 30-Nov-83 10:29:25 EST
Article-I.D.: ihuxp.532
Posted: Wed Nov 30 10:29:25 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 1-Dec-83 23:37:12 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, Il
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I would like to see a Japanese Fleet Submarine from World War II, who
does not YET know the war is over, torpedo the Love Boat, while all
the Japanese sailors chant "Tora! Tora! Tora!".  To see the crew
abandon ship and take refuge on a deserted tropical island, with
Gilligan, the Skipper too, A millionare and his wife, a Movie Star,
the Professor, and Mary Anne (excuse me...I got carried away.)  And
then have the bubonic plague hit the island, killing Captain Stubec's
daughter (yes I know I am doing this from spite.)  However, the 
professor then finds a cure from a wild berry that Gilligan uses to 
get high from.  (Gilligan truly was a drug fiend when he hung around
the docks waiting for customers for a tragic three-hour boat cruises.  
He got the drugs from the Bartender on the Love Boat who was only on 
the Love Boat because it went to Jamacia, Acapolco, Mexico, and Columbia).
A Cylon Base Ship comes into orbit and land an invasion force on
Gilligan's Isle.  The Flying Sub from the Seaview comes in to the rescue,
rescues everyone, and then uses a SLBM to recreate the Bikini Attoll
experiments.  However, the effects of the resultant radiation causes
an already Giant Squid to mutate into a form that is impervious to the
Seaview's laser and it doesn't care that the Admiral has the hull
electrified.  The Giant Squid crushes open the hull and all hands
aboard die.

				THE END
-- 
                                          Walt Pesch
                         Specialist in Removal of Oral Insertions of Feet
                                    AT&T Western Electric
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