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Subject: Scottish Schoolteacher
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Date: Wed, 2-Nov-83 16:21:20 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  2 16:21:20 1983
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Organization: Georgia Tech School of ICS, Atlanta
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For best effect, this joke should be told with an accent, just because it
adds a "flavor," not because there is anything particularly Scottish about
it.
     A Scottish schoolteacher was givin' his lecture one mornin', and he
chanced to ask young Mary a question about her homework reading.
     "Little Mary, would ye please stand and answer me the followin'
question:  What part of the human body, when properly stimulated, grows
to nine times its normal size?"
     Mary turns bright red and looks at the floor, and says nothin'.
     "Little Mary, stop yer stallin, and answer my question!  What part
of the human body, when properly stimulated, grows to nine times its normal
size?"
     Mary starts to giggle, but is unable to answer.
     "Very well, Mary, take yer seat.  Master Johnny, would you care to
try to answer my question?"
     Johnny stands up and answers earnestly, "When properly stimulated, the
pupil of the eye grows to nine times its normal size."
     "Thank ye, Johnny, that was very good.   And now, little Mary, I've 
three things to say to ye.  First, ye've not done your homework; that much
is clear, and I'm very disappointed in ye.  Second, Mary, ye've a dirty,
dirty mind, Mary.   And thirdly, Mary, I fear ye'r in for a *grave*
disappointment."

                                         I'll sign my name to that!
                                         Eric Allender
-- 
Eric Allender

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