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From: tim@teldata.UUCP (Tim Rosmus)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.pets
Subject: What not to name your dog
Message-ID: <208@teldata.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 2-Nov-83 17:54:09 EST
Article-I.D.: teldata.208
Posted: Wed Nov  2 17:54:09 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 6-Nov-83 11:15:20 EST
Organization: Teltone Corp., Kirkland, WA
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    Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or  Boy.  I  call  mine  "Sex".
Now,  Sex  has  been  very embarrassing to me.  When I went to city hall to
renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex.  He
said, "I'd like to have one too".  Then I said, but this is a dog.  He said
he didn't care what she looked like.  Then I  said  you  don't  understand,
I've  had Sex since I was nine years old.  He said I must have been quite a
kid.

    When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.  I
told  the  motel  clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a room
for Sex.  He said that every room in the place was for  sex.  I  said,  you
don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night.  The clerk said, "me too".

    One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the  competition  began,
the  dog  ran  away.  Another  contestant  asked me why I was just standing
there looking around.  I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
He  told me to sell tickets.  But you don't understand, I said, I had hoped
to have Sex on TV.  He called me a showoff.

    When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for custody  of
the  dog.  I  said,  Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.  The judge
said, "me too".  Then I told him that after I was married Sex left  me.  He
said, "me too".

    Last night Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking  around  town  for
him.  A cop came over to me and asked, "what are you doing in this alley at
4:00 in the morning?" I said I was  looking  for  Sex.  My  case  comes  up
Friday.