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Subject: Dirty jokes, (rot 0) - (nf)
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hpcnoa!rdg    Nov  2 14:32:00 1983

	DIRTY OFFENSIVE CLEAN JOKES
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What do elephants use for tampons?

sheep.



where do you get virgin wool?

from ugly sheep.



what did adam say to eve?

stand back, I don't know how long this thing gets.



did you hear about the deaf gynecologist?

he had to learn how to read lips.



where is an elephant's sex organ?

in his feet: if he steps on you, you're fucked.



why don't they have ice cubes in poland?

they lost the recipe.