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From: dickson@psuvax.UUCP (Brian Scott Dickson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A bizarrre, but true news story
Message-ID: <343@psuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-Nov-83 02:31:54 EST
Article-I.D.: psuvax.343
Posted: Tue Nov  8 02:31:54 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 9-Nov-83 05:47:49 EST
Organization: Pennsylvania State Univ.
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This was in the Penn State Daily Collegian last spring.
I just ran accross it again, and thought it was worth posting.
It is, of course, reprinted without permission.

	  The State College Police Department reported yesterday
	that a crank caller, using the guise of a Uniersity employee,
	entered a State College woman's home last month and indecently
	assaulted her.
	  Investigator (name omitted) said the man had called the woman 
	and said he was a University employee.  The man asked the woman a 
	list of questions that began to take on sexual overtones.
	  The man said he was working on a new invention to detect breast
	cancer, the police said.  He said the invention, when connected
	to the telephone, could detect lumps if she rubbed her breasts
	with the receiver.  
	  The woman followed the man's instructions and was told he had 
	found evidence of a few lumps, police said.  The man made an
	appointment to examine the woman and arrived at her house
	later that day.
	  According to police reports, the examination began when
	the man arrived at her home.  The man rubbed the woman's 
	breasts with baby oil and then laid his head on her breasts
	and began humming.
	  The man said he detected lumps in her breasts and gave her a 
	phone number to call for another apointment, police said.
	  The woman, in her 20's, called police after the man left.
	Police said the woman was embarassed at being so naive.
	  The number he gave the woman ws not his own, said police.

I'm just passing this on, and make *NO* judgements about the incident.
I just thought it was bizarre enough to post.

Enjoy--
 
--Scott
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