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From: brando@linus.UUCP (Thom Brando)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE (rot13)
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Date: Tue, 8-Nov-83 13:11:32 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov  8 13:11:32 1983
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N ynql jnyxf vagb na vpr pernz cneybe naq beqref n pubpbyngr vpr pernz pbar.

"V'z fbeel," fnlf gur lbhat zna oruvaq gur pbhagre, "ohg jr'er nyy bhg bs 
pubpbyngr vpr pernz.  Vf gurer nalguvat ryfr V pna trg lbh?"

Nsgre guvaxvat sbe n srj zvahgrf, gur ynql fnlf, "Lrf... V guvax V'yy unir 
n fznyy qvfu bs pubpbyngr vpr pernz."

"V'Z FBEEL, zn'nz, ohg jr'er NYY BHG bs pubpbyngr vpr pernz," ercrngf gur 
lbhat zna, "ohg vf gurer nalguvat RYFR V pna trg lbh?!"  

Nsgre nabgure cnhfr, gur ynql fnlf, "Lrf... V'q yvxr n unys tnyyba bs 
pubpbyngr vpr pernz gb gnxr ubzr."

Abj gur thl vf ernyyl fgrnzrq.  "Ybbx, ynql," ur fnlf, "pna lbh fcryy gur 
'gbz' va 'gbzngb'?"

"Fher," fur ercyvrf, "G-B-Z."

"Tbbq!  Abj pna lbh fcryy gur 'cbg' va 'cbgngb'?"

"Fher, C-B-G."

"Tbbq!  Abj pna lbh fcryy gur 'shpx' va 'pubpbyngr'?"

Nsgre guvaxvat sbe n juvyr fur ercyvrf, "Gurer'f ab 'shpx' va 'pubpbyngr'."

"YNQL, GUNG'F JUNG V'IR ORRA GELVAT GB GRYY LN!!!"