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Subject: Re: the great beyond (and STILL about golf!) - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 9-Nov-83 17:03:38 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  9 17:03:38 1983
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	And again the word (tho hidden) 'damn' appears:

A priest and a nun were out on the links this one day.  As the
day wore on it became more and more cloudy, and the priest was
playing worse and worse (yet!).  As they tee off on the 10th the
priest swings a wild, whooshing stroke, and completely misses
the ball.  He's a bit miffed at this, and mummbles to himself
while swinging again and topping the ball for a good 30 yards.
At the 11th tee the priest swings the same wild swing, misses,
and curses (out loud), "DAMMIT, missed again!".  The nun is a
bit taken aback by this, "FATHER! Watch your tongue!".  He could
care less what she says at this point, since it now begins to rain,
thus compounding his fit.  At the 12th he's gotten the swing to a
tee (sorry), and whiffs again, exclaiming, "DAMMIT! Missed again!".
Again the nun reprimands him, "Father you had better watch your
tongue.  The lord won't have you swearing like that!" (Finally!)
They reach the 13th.  The priest repeats his feat and shouts,
"DAMMIT!! I missed AGAIN!!"  The nun lifts her hand to her mouth
in astonishment just as the clouds part, a HUGE bolt of lightning
streaks down from the heavens and hits the nun frying her to a
crispy mound.  The priest then hears a loud voice from above
exclaim, "DAMMIT! Missed again!"

(The usual disclaimer goes here.)
				EAI(sideways, sort of)