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From: ladew@ihuxm.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: "Advice to the Lovelorn"
Message-ID: <697@ihuxm.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 11-Nov-83 09:38:02 EST
Article-I.D.: ihuxm.697
Posted: Fri Nov 11 09:38:02 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 12-Nov-83 21:08:48 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, Il
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Dear Ann Landers:


       I have a problem.  I have two brothers; one works for Illinois
Bell Telephone Company, the other brother was just sentenced to death
in the electric chair for murder.  My mother died from insanity when 
I was three years old.  My two sisters are prostitutes and my father
sells narcotics.

     I recently met girl who was just released from a reformitory where
she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.
I love this girl and want to marry her.  My problem is this -  "should
I tell her about my brother who works for Illinois Bell" ??

                 

                        "I thought it was clever"
           
                                 Joe !!