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From: sdh@alice.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to people with dead relatives
Message-ID: <2297@alice.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 11-Nov-83 15:35:33 EST
Article-I.D.: alice.2297
Posted: Fri Nov 11 15:35:33 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 13-Nov-83 05:58:35 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
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I don't remember if I've posted these already, but I'll do 'em
again. I like them

 my dad stopped smoking.
   yeah?
 he burst into flames.

 my brother died when he fell off some scaffolding.
   how'd that happen?
 he was being hanged.

 my uncle died of lead poisoning.
   where'd it happen?
 in front of a firing squad.

 my cousin died of shock.
   how'd that happen?
 electric chair.

 blow your mind -smoke dynamite.

 get stoned -drink liquid cement.


hang by your tumbs and write if you get work.
steve