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From: trb@masscomp.UUCP (Andy Tannenbaum)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: toothpaste
Message-ID: <131@masscomp.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 11-Nov-83 18:15:35 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 11 18:15:35 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 13-Nov-83 06:58:59 EST
Organization: MASSCOMP, Littleton, MA
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I was looking at a tube of Aquafresh toothpaste
this morning.  No, I don't use it.

Anyway, it has a "New! see-thru neck" so you
can see stripes being made.

But that's not the strange part.  They brag about
the virtues of the product as follows:

1. fights cavities
2. freshens breath
3. even cleans stained film

Sounds like I should have submitted this to net.wreck.photo.

	Andy Tannenbaum   Masscomp Inc  Westford MA   (617) 692-6200 x274