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From: dave@utcsrgv.UUCP (Dave Sherman)
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Subject: Re: Songs About Sex
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Date: Sun, 13-Nov-83 10:41:28 EST
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Posted: Sun Nov 13 10:41:28 1983
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Ahem, OZ, that "On top of old Smokey/all covered with hair/of course
I'm referring/To Smokey the Bear" is another ALLAN SHERMAN. It's from
the "My Son the Celebrity" album. Comes in a medley with such gems as

[to the tune of "My Grandfather Clock"]
My grandfather's clock was the best ever made
By the Timex company
Just like the clock John Cameron Swazey displayed
Last night on the old TV
Oh it works under water so perfectly 
And it still makes a ticking sound
Which my grandfather tried only this afternoon
And that's how the old man drowned.

[To the tune of Comin' Through the Rye]
Do not make a stingy sandwich
Pile the cold cuts high
Customers should see salami
Comin' Through The Rye.

[to the tune of Down by the Riverside]
Oh when you go to the delicatessen store
Don't buy the liverwurst
Don't buy the liverwurst
Don't buy the liverwurst
It'll make your insides awful sore
Don't buy the liverwurst
Don't buy the liv-er-wurst
Oh buy the corned beef it you must
The pickled herring you can trust
And the lox puts you in orbit A-OK
But that big hunk of liverwurst
has been there since October first
And today is the 25th of May.


[Auld Lang Syne]
I know a man, his name is Lang
And he has a neon sign
And Mr. Lang is very old
So they call it old Lang's sign.



Enough Allan Sherman for today...

Dave Sherman (still no relation)
Toronto
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