Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site fortune.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!ittvax!ittral!laidbak!ihnp4!fortune!notes From: notes@fortune.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Driving off bridges - (nf) Message-ID: <1786@fortune.UUCP> Date: Mon, 14-Nov-83 03:02:37 EST Article-I.D.: fortune.1786 Posted: Mon Nov 14 03:02:37 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 15-Nov-83 02:15:54 EST Sender: notes@fortune.UUCP Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA Lines: 36 #N:fortune:5400048:000:248 fortune!norskog Nov 14 00:26:00 1983 With the spate of the same Jessica Savitch joke, it's time for a classic: Why did Ted Kennedy report the accident 8 hours after Mary Jo Kopechne drowned? Do you have any idea how hard it is to dress a woman underwater?