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From: cmi@dartvax.UUCP (Theo Posy G Dick Green)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: For women only!
Message-ID: <382@dartvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 15-Nov-83 19:40:17 EST
Article-I.D.: dartvax.382
Posted: Tue Nov 15 19:40:17 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 17-Nov-83 02:05:27 EST
Organization: Dartmouth College
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                  CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN ONLY


Dear Friend:



This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of
bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.


Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost a penny!
Just send a copy of this letter to five friends who are equally
frustrated,  then bundle up your husband or boyfriend,  and send him
to the woman whose name appears at the top of this list, and add
your name to the bottom of the list.


When your name comes to the top of the list,  you will receive
16,877 men.  One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better
than the one you already have.


Do not break the chain!  One woman broke the chain and got her
own S.O.B. back.  At this writing,  a friend of mine already received
184 men.  They buried her yesterday,  but it took three undertakers
36 hours to get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs
together so they could close the coffin.

Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up fast.

YOUR FRIEND!!!


(my girlfriend showed me this!!!)

tmp (decvax!dartvax!cmi)