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From: wbpesch@ihuxp.UUCP (Walt Pesch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mildly offensive to many [ROT13]
Message-ID: <517@ihuxp.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 16-Nov-83 17:32:27 EST
Article-I.D.: ihuxp.517
Posted: Wed Nov 16 17:32:27 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 17-Nov-83 08:14:44 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, Il
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Gurer jrer gurfr guerr ohqqvrf jub qvq rirelguvat gbtrgure: rng,
qevax, fcbegf, lbh anzr vg, gurl qvq vg gbtrgure.  Gurl rira qvrq
gbtrgure va na nhgbzbovyr nppvqrag gung frag gur pne bire n pyvss,
xvyyvat nyy guerr vafgnagyl.

Nyy guerr bs gurz neevir ng gur Crneyl Tngrf gbtrgure, naq Fg. Crgre
pbzrf bhg gb terrg gurz.  Vzzrqvngryl gur guerr ohqqvrf fgneg
pbzcynvavat gung vg jnf whfg gb tbbq ba Rnegu gb yrnir, gurl ner gbb
lbhat gb qvr, rgp.  Fg. Crgre (jub jnf erpbirevat sebz n unatbire gung
pna or gbyq nobhg va nabgure wbxr) whfg pbhyq abg unaqyr vg, fb ur
fnvq gb gur svefg:  "Lbh, lbh ner na Vgnyvna.  Lbh ybir cnfgn. Lbh
pna'g erfvfg Ynfntan.  Lbh pna erghea bayl vs lbh arire guvax nobhg
Vgnyvna sbbq ntnva.  Vs lbh qb, cbbs, lbh'er onpx urer sbe tbbq."
Gb gur frpbaq ur fnvq:  "Lbh, lbh ner n Wrj.  Lbh ybir zbarl.  Lbh
qba'g fcraq n craal hayrff nofbyhgryl arprffnel, naq lbh unir arire
tvira n prag gb punevgl va lbhe yvsr.  Lbh pna abj tb onpx, ohg vs n
terrql gubhtug rire cnffrf guebhtu lbhe zvaq, cbbs."  Naq gb gur guveq
ohqql ur fnlf:  "Lbh, lbh ner n Terrx.  Lbh ner irel ubg-oybbqrq.  Nal
guvat gung lbh qb, lbh qb va n frkhny naq culfvpny znaare.  Ng lbhe
svefg yhfgshy gubhtug, cbbs, lbh'er onpx"

Naq fb gur guerr ohqqvrf jrer frag onpx gb Rnegu.  N srj qnlf cnff,
naq abar bs gurz unir tvira va gb grzcgngvba, naq gurl tb gb bar bs
gurve snibevgr erfgnhenagf gb rng.  Bar gvzr, whfg nf gurl jrer cnlvat
gur gno, n jnvgerff cnffrf ol gurve gnoyr pneelvat n cyngr jvgu n 
fpehzcgbhf ybbxvat ynfntan ba vg.  Cbbs, gur Vgnyvna qvfnccrnef.  
Guvf fpnerf gur Wrj, jub jnf pbhagvat gur zbarl sbe gur 20% gvc ur jnf
yrnivat, naq ur qebcf gur zbarl ba gur sybbe.  Dhvpxyl, ur fgnaqf naq
oraqf bire gb cvpx hc gur zbarl.  Ur gura ybbxf hc naq frrf gung gur
Terrx unf qvfnccrnerq.






[ Fpbggl, fuvryqf ba shyy ]
-- 
                                          Walt Pesch
                                    AT&T Western Electric