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Subject: offensive to alligators
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Date: Fri, 18-Nov-83 02:46:40 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 18 02:46:40 1983
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Once upon a time there was an alligator who found a bottle in his river.  He 
uncorked the bottle and smoke started to come out, and zap a djinn appeared.
The djinn said, "You have three wishes."

The first thing the alligator wished for was enough food to last him forever.
Zap, a puff of smoke, and a refrigerator appeared that was so magical that 
whenever any item of food was removed from it, the food would be instantly 
replaced.  The second thing the alligator wished for was a home free from
poachers, and zap, his home was protected from poachers.

The alligator was happy now and he had everything he ever wished for, but the
djinn  was impatient and he told the alligator to make a third wish.  The 
alligator said, "Well there was something I wanted when I was much younger, but
it is silly, and I am very embarrassed to ask for it."

The djinn said, "I promise not to laugh.  What is you wish?"

"One of those t-shirts with a person on it."

David Whiteman