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Subject: Lion Joke - (nf)
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Date: Fri, 18-Nov-83 22:57:37 EST
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uok!dswankii    Nov 17 23:30:00 1983

Two RAF officers, stationed in Africa, were having a debate about who was
the best hunter. They agreed that they would put up two bottles of gin
to be won by the first man to bag a lion. The next day the first man gets
a rifle and goes to get his lion in the conventional manner. The second
man goes to the airfield, gets a plane and loads the wing guns with live
ammo. He then soars off looking for a lion. He soon sees a specimen running
across the land. He dives on the animal and riddles it with bullets, returns
to the airbase and then pollishes off both bottles of booze.



The moral of the story: A straiffed lion is the shortest distance between
two pints.


				David Swank II
				from To Hell With Hunting
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				by Ed Zern