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Subject: Nothing is funnier than a light bulb joke...
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Date: Mon, 21-Nov-83 23:35:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 21 23:35:00 1983
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...so let's talk about "nothing."  Here is Martin Gardner's Ontological Proof
of the Existence of the Null Set (i.e. that set than which none emptier can be
conceived):

   "The fool hath said in his heart that there is no null set.  But if that
   were so, then the set of all such sets would be empty, and hence, it would
   be the null set.  Q.E.D."

To those who doubt that this belongs in net.jokes, I can only say that I have
not violated the rule:

   "Submit Nothing to net.jokes Unless It Is Funny."


				Dave Seaman