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Subject: offensive to psychopaths (rot 0)
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Date: Tue, 22-Nov-83 17:20:10 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov 22 17:20:10 1983
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Organization: Univ. of Maryland, EE Dept.
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	One dark night, Loryn was trying to get to sleep, when
she heard noises downstairs.  She wondered, terrified, if she
had remembered to lock the door before she had gone up to bed
that night.  Trying to be very quiet, she hoped that whatever
it was would leave.  Then she heard the footsteps coming up
the stairs.  Whoever it was was not making any attempt to be
quiet.  Then her door slowly opened, and a deformed man with
a knife came toward her.  She vainly screamed "GO AWAY!", but
he just made a horrible, hissing laugh.  He reached her bed,
and raised his knife...
	and was blown across the room by the impact of the
.45 she kept under the sheets.  With an awful grin, she
buried him in the back yard, next to the axe-murderer.
	
	She loved killing psychopaths, ha, ha, HA, H H  A
                                                   H H A A
                                                   HHH AAA
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