Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!decvax!duke!phs!lcp@fluke.UUCP (Larry Procter) From: lcp@fluke.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The Pope (Offensive to Catholics, lame people, and ham) Message-ID: <1221@vax4.UUCP> Date: Mon, 21-Nov-83 18:58:10 EST Article-I.D.: vax4.1221 Posted: Mon Nov 21 18:58:10 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 27-Nov-83 03:38:42 EST Lines: 18 Relay-Version:version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site duke.UUCP Posting-Version:version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site fluke.UUCP Path:duke!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!fluke!lcp Message-ID:<1221@vax4.fluke.UUCP> Date:Mon, 21-Nov-83 18:58:10 EST Organization:John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, Wash Q: What was the Pope's first miracle ? A: He made a lame man blind. Q: What was the Pope's second miracle ? A: He walked under water. Q: What was the Pope's third miracle ? A: He cured a ham. Mr. Bill (ooooooooooooooh nooooooooooooooh !!!)