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From: sebb@pyuxss.UUCP (S Badian)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: possibly offensive so I'll rotate to prevent trauma
Message-ID: <215@pyuxss.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 29-Nov-83 13:34:48 EST
Article-I.D.: pyuxss.215
Posted: Tue Nov 29 13:34:48 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 1-Dec-83 03:42:19 EST
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N uvfgbel grnpure vf yrpghevat gb uvf pynff. Ur nfxf
"Jub fnvq 'Nfx abg jung lbhe pbhagel pna qb sbe lbh,
ohg jung lbh pna sbe lbhe pbhagel'?" Ab bar va gur 
pynff nafjref naq gur grnpure fnlf "Ab bar va guvf
pynff xabjf gur nafjre??" Svanyyl n ful yvggyr Wncnarfr
obl fgnaqf hc va gur onpx bs gur ebbz naq nafjref "Wbua
S. Xraarql." Gur grnpure fnlf "Irel tbbq!" gb gur yvggyr
obl naq ortvaf gb lryy ng gur erfg bs gur pynff- "Guvf
vf greevoyr. N obl jub vfa'g rira sebz guvf pbhagel xabjf
zber nobhg bar bs gur terngrfg cerfvqragf bs gur HF.
Lbh unir ab vqrn, rira gubhtu lbh'ir yvirq urer nyy lbhe
yvirf. Lbh fubhyq or nfunzrq bs lbhe fryirf." N xvq va gur
onpx bs gur ebbz lryyf "SHPX GUR WNCNARFR!!" nf fbba nf gur
grnpure gheaf uvf onpx. Gur grnpure jurryf nebhaq naq lryyf
"Jub fnvq gung?!" Gur Wncnarfr obl dhvpxyl nafjref "Uneel F.
Gehzna!"
		Oynzr zl qnq, abg zr, vs lbh qba'g yvxr vg!
					Funeba Onqvna