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From: ron@uokvax.UUCP
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Subject: clean ROT(26) - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 29-Nov-83 23:13:55 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov 29 23:13:55 1983
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uokvax!ron    Nov 28 19:53:00 1983


another generic joke (although it seems kind of moron/polish in origin)
(NOT that i was putting morons and poles in the same class!!  there are
some things even a moron won't put up with :-) )

one day a _____ was walking down the road, and for no reason, he decided
to take a caribbean cruise.  on his way to the travel agency he was stopped
by a man who offered him a caribbean cruise for $35.  'wow, $35,' said the
_____.  'that's terrific.  i'll take it.'  the man took him off to the
gulf of mexico, put him in an innertube, and shoved him off.
(hang on, it gets better)
a few days later another _____ was given the same offer, and of course, he
took it.  again, the _____ was taken to the gulf of mexico, put in an
innertube, and shoved off to sea.
as fate would have it (and to keep the joke going) a few days later the 
two _____'s drifted near each other way out in the gulf of mexico.  they 
finally got within shouting distance of each other.
'SAY!!!  DO THEY SERVE MEALS ON THIS CRUISE,' the first _____ shouted.
the second _____ replied...














(i don't believe i'm telling this in public)
















the second _____ replied 'THEY DIDN'T LAST YEAR!!!'

	ron

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