Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rochester!ee461 From: ee461@rochester.UUCP (VLSI class) Newsgroups: net.music Subject: Re: creative titles... Message-ID: <3836@rochester.UUCP> Date: Tue, 15-Nov-83 10:23:43 EST Article-I.D.: rocheste.3836 Posted: Tue Nov 15 10:23:43 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 16-Nov-83 07:23:23 EST References: <1566@tektronix.UUCP>, <288@mddc.UUCP>, <1424@utcsstat.UUCP> Organization: U. of Rochester, CS Dept. Lines: 22 Here are my candidates for the ultimate (in title creativity): "THE SECOND GREAT TORTION BAR OVERLAND OF WEST TOWNSHEND, VERMONT, JOSE PEPSI ATTENDING - a horror story of metal fatigue and intoxication wherein a maddened Pepsi salesman is coerced into the abandonment of all ethical standards and a submissive truck first experiences the freedom of modern downhill skiing." "WHAT THE BUZZARD TOLD SUZANNE - conveys the mood of terrible heat and concerns itself with how unwelcome enlinghtenment can be without icecubes." "GAZOS - in commemoration of The Great Barrier Reef Marsupial Jamboree, 1857 at which time Coriolis Effect was invented for purposes of comedy." "SLOW MOTION ROAST BEEF RESTAURANT SEDUCTION - the woman across you is moonlit and confessing something. Suddenly the flood comes." All of the above come from the record titled: "In Search of the Turtle's Navel" by William Ackermann, containing really pretty acoustic guitar solos. Krzysztof Kozminski {allegra,seismo}!rochester!valhalla!kris