Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sdchema.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdchema!pha From: pha@sdchema.UUCP Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Gossip:Stolen.mail Message-ID: <964@sdchema.UUCP> Date: Sun, 27-Nov-83 00:49:07 EST Article-I.D.: sdchema.964 Posted: Sun Nov 27 00:49:07 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 28-Nov-83 01:27:14 EST Sender: pha@sdchema.UUCP Organization: U.C. San Diego, Chemistry Dept. Administration Lines: 202 Hello. I am a sniveling, immature snoop on the su3 colony s6. I stole a copy of Jack of Shadows's mail (he's a friend of Lady Arwen). Because of their failure to meet my demands, I will now expose to you some of their personal lives. Eat your heart out, National Enquirer...I don't hafta make up MY stuff! >From 84405438 Fri Sep 23 14:09:17 1983 Date: 23 Sep 83 14:08:12 PDT (Fri) Full-Name: Jack of Shadows Subject: I am back. And HORNY!!!!! Message-Id: <8309232108.AA13244@sdccsu3.UCSD> Received: by sdccsu3.UCSD (3.320/1.0ucsd) id AA13244; 23 Sep 83 14:08:12 PDT (Fri) To: ix739 Cc: 84405438 Status: O Are you feeling a little er, pent up, perhaps? Well, considering that I'm back, I can assuage your innuendo-mail desires again and end up with a prime two way computer titillation marathon for us both. Well, mah dahlink, hope that your libido has been in good shape this past few months, and that you have been well satisfied. (*AHEM*). With that, I believe that I shall get back to my collection of lewd foreign icons and perpetuate my need for brass-fondling. Breast fondling? Wups. Greetings, love and hugs, yours-forever darkest, Jack of Shadows. >From 84405438 Fri Sep 23 16:38:30 1983 Date: 23 Sep 83 16:38:23 PDT (Fri) Full-Name: Jack of Shadows Subject: Hello and all that again, wutta summer its bain. Message-Id: <8309232338.AA18376@sdccsu3.UCSD> Received: by sdccsu3.UCSD (3.320/1.0ucsd) id AA18376; 23 Sep 83 16:38:23 PDT (Fri) To: him Cc: 84405438 Status: O Greetings, Exaulted Sir! How run the mechanics of the university aristocracy? Also, what classes are you teaching? (Maybe I get to be in one again!!) What news of MAB have you had? I wasn't quick enough to get a letter off to her before she left after the wedding, so I am eagerly awaiting news concerning our little lustlet. I got my hair cut. Annnnnnny-way, I'm so pleased that su3 will soon be in our hot little hands exclusively, without all of those annoying EECS 163 people cluttering it up (!) (That's a choice example of computer chauvanism) Valerie likes my term for the new su3 - we should call it the Hackervax. And speaking of toys.... I remember that fateful day upon which I went in to talk with you about my grade change in Math 4C. One detail sticks in my mind- your fancy desk calculator. Well, I am now posessed of a tool comparable in quality and power. I belive that you have the HP-97 (Yes?) - I just joyously aquired an HP-41CV. I like!! I also recall that your 97 was rather dusty..... Have you been giving it a workout lately? (Yes, folks, the HP-97. One helluva deal. Test-drive one at your dealer's today.....) Salutations and wishes for a non-stressful year, Jack of Shadows. ( matt titus ) >From him Fri Sep 23 18:23:47 1983 Date: 23 Sep 83 18:23:38 PDT (Fri) Full-Name: Der Professor Subject: Re: Hello and all that again, wutta summer its bain. Message-Id: <8309240123.AA21499@sdccsu3.UCSD> Received: by sdccsu3.UCSD (3.320/1.0ucsd) id AA21499; 23 Sep 83 18:23:38 PDT (Fri) To: 84405438 with these student numbers, you look like a convict! the old HP-97 was eventually declared obsolete and returned to the department. for my calculator needs I now rely on an HP-11C for real arithmetic and an HP-16C for hex-octal-decimal bit diddling. Queen Mab is back from her honeymoon fit as a fiddle and full of piss and vinegar. She is working with someone in Graduate Studies on teaching poor learning impaired graduate students how to process the hell out of words automatically. I am currently unemployed (other than teaching), but hope to have fixed that by taking up an administrative post that I designed and informed the top folks that they should offer it to me. We will see if such audacious activity will be rewarded. My ex is getting married - and now she is much nicer to me as she has another man to blame for all of her discontents. Don't expect that hackervax will be heaven. The demmand for computing exceeds even the demmand for money and sex... cato >From za16ao Fri Sep 23 22:40:55 1983 Date: 23 Sep 83 22:40:49 PDT (Fri) Full-Name: -=< Lady Arwen >=- Subject: hi, you! Message-Id: <8309240540.AA04430@sdccsu3.UCSD> Received: by sdccsu3.UCSD (3.320/1.0ucsd) id AA04430; 23 Sep 83 22:40:49 PDT (Fri) To: 84405438 Cc: za16ao little kitties! Hi, Matt! This is your neighbourhood lunatic duo, Carl and Arwen, or Vall and Strider, or whatever... we're at Carl's, hopping around the machine. How are you? Where are you? What are you doing? Carl is making lots of noise, and I am trying not to listen to him. "meeebozzbrrbeebozzbrr" ... that's what he just said. I'm confused. Carl says, "I don't know". Carl says, "I have toes." Carl says, "Do you have toes?" Carl says, "How many?" This isn't really a letter-letter, since I'll talk to you (and see you, and hug you, etc) quite soon, so it doesn't really count, but it's fun. We have a super program that Bill (the one Barb lusts after) wrote that makes the Apple //e act like a vt52 (i.e. a very splashy Mime 2A; actually, I think it's more like a Mime 740. Nice, nice). It's fun and wonderful. "It has a nice keyboard and it has Apple keys and it has little kitties." Yeah, right, Carl... Mattrat, I absolutely positively wonderfully *love* your hair; which is amazing because I loved it before, and I didn't think you could possibly look any better than you did, but !surprise! .... wow. Carl has on this wonderful cologne which I'm making him try and it's really nice...it smells like hot cocoa with cinnamon. Yum. yum... little kitties. (I think Carl's a little kitty himself. Actually you probably are too, and definitely JM is, just by description and by virtue of being in love with you. We like little kitties). mrrrbrrrgrrrrmmmmm. I'm in a pleasant mood. Hummmmm. purr. :-) Carl is cute. So are you (and you *know* it...that's the worst thing...) When is JM coming down to visit? When do we get to meet her? Huh? Huh? (^ Carl said that, not me! ^) Carl is talking about gorillas. I think the hot cocoa and cinnamon buns we had (which smell like his cologne, incidentally...kinda nice, they match) has gone to his head. After all he did have 3 1/2 buns. (Three and a half buns? What is he, some kind of a MUTANT? YES!!! MUTANTS FOREVER!!!!!!!) Everyone is born right-handed. Only the greatest can overcome it! I DIDN'T say that. Hi Mattussfuurrrmmm444iiiq !!! gee, what a silly name...?... i miss YOU (gee, even 'YOU' is tall) my mind is very small, right now, that's why i don't have very much to say, but i miss you...........let's all go somewhere and talk, real soon. (!) "Everybody is a little small, now and then." (I didn't say all that, either, but that's ok. The guy that did is very nice and tall and blond, kind of like you except smaller). Love and other indoor sports, Valerie and Carl