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From: ksf@security.UUCP (Keith S. Fung)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Re: Dondi (et al) - (nf)
Message-ID: <603@security.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Dec-83 08:22:55 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec  8 08:22:55 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 9-Dec-83 07:10:00 EST
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Speaking of Smurf Hunters, my brother came back from one of the larger SF cons
and guess what he brought back !
		A Smurf pelt ! Yes, a smurf pelt. The little bugger was skinned
just right ! Included the idiotic little hat and tail ! the best was the tong
through the nose to hang it from your belt !
	Actually it was made of felt, but my brother said that it cost him only
two dollars. Its great ! I'm hoping I can find the dealer to get a couple my
self. 

	Now speaking of newspaper characters, how about hanging conrad the TOAD
by his toungue (nailing it to a high beam) and stuffing that fat cigar down his
throat. Then we can take that god awful fat princess and feed her to her pet
alligator. We can now start on the other annoying princess and make her move to
Flash Gordan's strip and throw her out of an airlock (no space suit, of course)
to settle once and for all the debate on explosive decompression.
	We can all enjoy a good round of torture on the persons of the creator
of the strip and every editor of every paper who insists on keeping the strip.
						
					For Killing all insipid little creatures(ewoks, tribbles, smurfs, elves from elfquest, etc. etc)
					Unaffiliated Elf Killer
							Keith Fung
							Mitre
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