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From: murphy@hou2a.UUCP (R.GANNS)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: what I'd like to do to Little Orphan Annie
Message-ID: <204@hou2a.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 12-Dec-83 12:50:40 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 12 12:50:40 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 13-Dec-83 06:28:03 EST
Organization: Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ
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           O.K., here's what I'd like to do to Little Orphan Annie:
           Lessee, first we'll need a... a..five gallon can of whipped
           cream, 3 pounds of macadamia nuts, a gallon of maraschino
           cherries, an' a case of chocolate syrup...hmm...no, that won't
           work.

           'K, I've got it! What we need first is a set of leather jockey
           shorts, 8 fathoms of 3/8" proof-coil chain, a St. Bernard and
           ...and...Dammit, that won't work either.

           THIS IS IT! What we need first is five gallons of petrolatum,
           A Louisville Slugger, a Shetland pony, and...and..........
           ....oh to hell with it.

                                              --Uncle Murphy