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From: dhecker@sjuvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A bar story
Message-ID: <175@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 3-Dec-83 08:28:47 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec  3 08:28:47 1983
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Organization: Saint Josephs U. Philadelphia, PA
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   This guy walks into this bar and sits down to have a drink.  After a 
while he decides to smoke a cigarette, but realizes that he doesn't have
a match.  Sitting next to him is the absolutely most beautiful girl he's
ever seen, so he turns to her and says, "Excuse me, could I please borrow 
a match, I'd like to smoke a cigarette and I'm all out."
   Well, much to his surprise, she replies at the top of her lungs, "What
kind of pervert are you propositioning me in a place like this with such
foul language ?!!!!  Get away from me you weirdo !!!!!!"
   Of course, the whole bar heard her and started laughing uproariously.
He was devastated, walked down to the other end of the bar, ordered
three drinks, and downed them all in about 30 seconds. Every time someone
new came into the bar, people would start whispering and pointing over
towards him laughing. Needless to say, he was extremely embarrassed.
   About 20 minutes later, things had calmed down a little bit, and the
girl got up from her bar stool and walked down to his end of the bar
and sat next to him. She whispered, "I'm really sorry I embarrassed you
like that back there, but you see, I'm a graduate student in Psychology,
and I'm doing my research on how people react when they're embarrassed.
I've been observing you for the past 20 minutes. I'm really sorry I had
to embarrass you, I hope you'll accept my apology." At this, he turned
to her and said at the top of his lungs, "A hundred dollars, you gotta
be kidding !"