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Subject: Bumper stickers
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Date: Fri, 2-Dec-83 10:11:37 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec  2 10:11:37 1983
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Of my favorite bumper stickers one was religious it said.

JESUS IS COMING BACK - AND BOY IS HE PISSED!

The other was actually two bumper stickers.  I was trucking along on
some narrow two lane road when I came up behind a VAN that had
a bumper sticker on the far left side of the bumper that said.

EL PASO

I didn't think much of it figured it was just one of the "I've been
to" type stickers until following the normal read left to right
I hit a bumper sticker on the far right side of the bumper which
said.

EL CRUNCHO

Almost lost it.


What the hell does Get work or hang by your thumbs mean?

Scream like an ape
and hang by your toes
David Albrecht