Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Tek) 9/26/83; site tekig1.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!tekig1!jerryp From: jerryp@tekig1.UUCP (Jerry Peek) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: 12 days/xmas (ROT 13) Message-ID: <1490@tekig1.UUCP> Date: Sat, 3-Dec-83 16:30:45 EST Article-I.D.: tekig1.1490 Posted: Sat Dec 3 16:30:45 1983 Date-Received: Mon, 5-Dec-83 22:33:59 EST Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 256 This is a copy of a posting from last year, around this time. Thanx to genradbo!grkermit!jim for this, wherever he may be now. Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 14,1981 Qrnerfg Wbua, V jrag gb gur qbbe gbqnl naq gur cbfgzna qryvirerq n cnegevqtr naq n crne gerr. Jung n gubebhtuyl qryvtugshy tvsg. V pbhyqa'g unir orra zber fhecevfrq. Jvgu qrrcrfg ybir naq qribgvba, Ntarf Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 15, 1981 Qrnerfg Wbua, Gbqnl gur cbfgzna oebhtug lbhe irl fjrrg tvsg. Whfg vzntvar - gjb ghegyr qbirf! V'z qryvtugrq ng lbhe irel gubhtugshy tvsg. Gurl ner whfg nqbenoyr. Nyy zl ybir, Ntarf Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 16, 1981 Qrne Wbua, Bu! Nera'g lbh gur rkgenintnag bar! Abj V zhfg ernyyl cebgrfg. V qba'g qrfreir fhpu trarebfvgl - Serapu uraf. Gurl ner whfg qneyvat, ohg V zhfg vafvfg - lbh'ir orra gbb xvaq. Ybir, Ntarf Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 17, 1981 Qrne Wbua, Gbqnl gur cbfgzna qryvirerq 4 pnyyvat oveqf. Abj, ernyyl, gurl ner ornhgvshy, ohg qba'g lbh guvax rabhtu vf rabhtu? Lbh'er orvat gbb ebznagvp. Nssrpgvbangryl, Ntarf Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 18, 1981 Qrnerfg Wbua, Jung n fhecevfr! Gbqnl gur cbfgzna qryvirerq 5 tbyqra evatf, bar sbe rirel svatre. Lbh'er whfg vzcbffvoyr, ohg V ybir vg. Senaxyl, nyy gubfr oveqf fdhnjxvat jrer ortvaavat gb trg ba zl areirf. Nyy zl Ybir, Ntarf Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 19, 1981 Qrne Wbua, Jura V bcrarq gur qbbe gurer jrer npghnyyl fvk trrfr n-ynlvat ba zl sebag fgrcf. Fb lbh'er onpx gb gur oveqf ntnva, uhu? Gubfr trrfr ner uhtr. Jurer jvyy V rire xrrc gurz? Gur arvtuobef ner pbzcynvavat naq V pna'g fyrrc guebhtu gur enpxrg. Cyrnfr Fgbc. Pbeqvnyyl, Ntarf Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 20, 1981 Wbua, Jung'f jvgu lbh naq gubfr shpxvat oveqf? Frira fjnaf n-fjvzzvat. Jung xvaq bs tbqqnza wbxr vf guvf? Gurer'f oveq fuvg nyy bire gur ubhfr naq gurl arire fgbc jvgu gur enpxrg. V pna'g fyrrc ng avtug naq V'z n areibhf jerpx. Vg'f abg shaal, fb fgbc jvgu gubfr shpxvat oveqf. Fvapreryl, Ntarf Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 21, 1981 BX, Ohfgre, V guvax V cersre gur oveqf. Jung gur uryy nz V tbvat gb qb jvgu rvtug znvqf n-zvyxvat? Vg'f abg rabhtu jvgu nyy gubfr oveqf naq rvtug znvqf n-zvyxvat, ohg gurl unq gb oevat gurve tbqqnza pbjf. Gurer'f fuvg nyy bire gur ynja, naq V pna'g zbir va zl bja ubhfr. Whfg ynl bss zr, fznegnff. Ntarf Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 22, 1981 Url, Fuvgurnq, Jung ner lbh? Fbzr xvaq bs fnqvfg? Abj gurer'f avar cvcref cynlvat. Naq Puevfg, qb gurl cynl. Gurl'ir arire fgbccrq punfvat gubfr znvqf fvapr gurl tbg urer lrfgreqnl zbeavat. Gur pbjf ner trggvat hcfrg naq gurl'er fgrccvat nyy bire gubfr fperrpuvat oveqf. Jung nz V tbvat gb qb? Gur arvtuobef unir fgnegrq n crgvgvba gb rivpg zr. Lbh'yy trg lbhef, Ntarf Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 23, 1981 Lbh Ebggra Cevpx, Abj gurer'f gra ynqvrf qnapvat. V qba'g xabj jul V pnyy gubfr fyhgf ynqvrf. Gurl'ir orra onyyvat gubfr cvcref nyy avtug ybat. Abj gur pbjf pna'g fyrrc naq gurl'ir tbg qvneeurn. Zl yvivat ebbz vf n evire bs fuvg. Gur Pbzzvffvbare bs Ohvyqvatf unf fhocbranrq zr gb tvir pnhfr jul gur ohvyqvat fubhyqa'g or pbaqrzarq. V'z fvppvat gur cbyvpr ba lbh. Bar jub zrnaf vg. Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva 69 Pnfu Nirahr Ornire Inyyrl, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 24, 1981 Yvfgra, Shpxurnq, Jung'f jvgu gur ryrira ybeqf n-yrncvat ba gubfr znvqf naq ynqvrf? Fbzr bs gurfr oebnqf jvyy arire jnyx ntnva. Gubfr cvcref ena guebhtu gur znvqf naq unir orra pbzzvggvat fbqbzl jvgu gur pbjf. Nyy 23 bs gur oveqf ner qrnq. Gurl'ir orra genzcyrq gb qrngu va gur betl. V ubcr lbh'er fngvfsvrq, lbh ebggra, ivpvbhf fjvar. Lbhe fjbea rarzl, Ntarf Ynj Bssvprf Onqtre, Oraqre, naq Pnubyr 303 Xanir Fgerrg Qraire, Pbybenqb Qrprzore 25, 1981 Qrne Fve: Guvf vf gb npxabjyrqtr lbhe yngrfg tvsg bs gjryir svqqyref svqqyvat juvpu lbh unir frra svg gb vasyvpg ba bhe pyvrag, Zvff Ntarf ZpUbyfgrva. Gur qrfgehpgvba, bs pbhefr, jnf gbgny. Nyy pbeerfcbaqrapr fubhyq pbzr gb bhe nggragvba. Vs lbh fubhyq nggrzcg gb ernpu Zvff ZpUbyfgrva ng Unccl Qnyr Fnavgnevhz, gur nggraqnagf unir vafgehpgvbaf gb fubbg lbh ba fvtug. Jvgu guvf yrggre cyrnfr svaq nggnpurq n jneenag sbe lbhe neerfg. Pbeqvnyyl, Onqtre, Oraqre naq Pnubyr