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From: elliott@aecom.UUCP (Elliott Adler)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASEM
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Date: Sun, 4-Dec-83 22:24:43 EST
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Posted: Sun Dec  4 22:24:43 1983
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Organization: Albert Einstein Coll. of Med., NY
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	Speaking to a friend of mine from Queens College (CUNY), he
told me that when watching his professor type in a Fortran program
with an obvious "goto" syntax error of:

		'goto jail'

	He got back an error message from the compiler:

		'goto directly to jail, do not pass go, do not
		 collect $200 dollars.'

	I swear.

					Elliott