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From: crane@fortune.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: useless professions
Message-ID: <1881@fortune.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 5-Dec-83 13:59:44 EST
Article-I.D.: fortune.1881
Posted: Mon Dec  5 13:59:44 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 7-Dec-83 00:20:48 EST
Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA
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Have you heard the one about the airplane that was going to crash unless
somebody jumped out to help lighten the load?

The pilot decided to be fair about it and not pick on anybody of any
particular ethnic group, so he said "We're going around the plane and
find out what everybody's occupation is and toss overboard whoever has
the profession that is the most useless to society".

At that point a fight broke out in the back of the plane between a
disk jockey and a used car salesman.