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From: crane@fortune.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: the oldest profession
Message-ID: <1882@fortune.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 5-Dec-83 14:03:36 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec  5 14:03:36 1983
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Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA
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An attorney, an engineer, and a hooker were having an argument about
who had the oldest profession.

Hooker: Everybody knows that I have the oldest profession.

Engineer: Yea but what about in the Bible where it says that God
created the world and brought it forth from chaos. He was an engineer,
and that makes engineering the oldest profession.

Attorney: Where do you think the chaos came from?