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From: bbanerje@sjuvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: disgusting joke ROT(13).
Message-ID: <178@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 4-Dec-83 18:39:26 EST
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.178
Posted: Sun Dec  4 18:39:26 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 7-Dec-83 00:32:48 EST
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N fnvybe unq orra fuvcjerpxrq ba gur cebireovny qrfreg vfynaq.
Ur unq rabhtu sbbq naq jngre, ohg fberyl zvffrq gur cyrnfherf bs
syrfu.  Ng ybat ynfg, nsgre 5 lrnef unq tbar ol, ur jnf svanyyl 
erfphrq.

Ba orvat chg nfuber, ur ybbxrq guebhtu uvf cbpxrgf naq sbhaq gung
ur bayl unq $5.00 ba uvz.  Haqnhagrq, ur frg bss sbe gur Erq Yvtug
qvfgevpg va gbja.

Ur ragrerq bar bs gur juberubhfrf naq nfxrq gur Znqnzr : " Jung qb
lbh unir sbe $5.00?".  Jura fur unq svavfurq ynhtuvat, fur fnvq
"Jryy, jr qb unir n yvir frk fubj lbh pbhyq tb."  Jryy ur ernyyl 
jnfa'g va gur zbbq sbe iblrhevfz, naq pbhyqa'g or qvffhnqrq.  Svanyyl
fur fnvq - "Jryy, sbe $5.00 jr qb unir n puvpxra!".  Gur fnvybe
eryhpgnagyl nterrq.

Fur yrq uvz gb gur ebbz pbagnvavat gur puvpxra, naq vg jnf nfgbhaqvat.
Vg jnf yhkhevbhfyl sheavfurq, jvgu bar jnyy orvat n sybbe gb prvyvat
zveebe... naq gurer ba n ynetr 4 cbfgre orq jnf gur erphzorag puvpxra.
Gur Fnvybe bs pbhefr, gbbx bhg uvf obggyrq 5 lrne hetrf ba gur cbbe 
sbjy.  Svanyyl fngrq, ur gbbx uvf yrnir.

N jrrx yngre, univat fpebhatrq hc nabgure $5.00, gur fnvybe jnf onpx
ng gur juberubhfr.  Ur rntreyl radhverq nobhg gur puvpxra.  Ubjrire
gur Znqnzr gbyq uvz gung gur puvpxra unq orra Fbhgurea Sevrq qhevat
gur jrrx.  Fpnepryl noyr gb pbagnva uvf qvfnccbvagzrag, gur fnvybe 
qrpvqrq gb nggraq gur yvir fubj vafgrnq.

Nf gur yvtugf terj qvz va gur nhqvgbevhz, gur phegnvaf ebfr ba n 
ynetr tynff sebagrq fgntr.  Gur fubj jnf rkgerzryl rebgvp, naq gur
fnvybe fbba sbhaq uvzfrys rawblvat vg.  Yrnavat bire gb gur zna
orfvqr uvz, ur juvfcrerq" Url, guvf vf n cerggl tbbq fubj!"

Gur zna juvfcrerq evtug onpx : " Guvf vf abguvat, ynfg jrrx gurl
unq n thl va gurer fperjvat n puvpxra".
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				Binayak Banerjee
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