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From: riddle@ut-sally.UUCP (Prentiss Riddle)
Newsgroups: net.college,net.jokes
Subject: Life in Jester
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Date: Tue, 6-Dec-83 14:28:08 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec  6 14:28:08 1983
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This item appeared in the "Police Report" section of the "Daily
Texan" a little while back.  (Jester West is part of UT's Jester
Center, reputedly the world's largest co-ed dorm, with over 3000
students, two voting precincts and its own zip code.)

	SIMPLE ASSAULT:  A Jester West resident reported
	at 8:20 a.m. Monday that her roommate hit her in
	the rib cage and spit toothpaste in her face.