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From: jeffw@tekecs.UUCP (Jeff Winslow)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Truly obscene Christmas carol (rot13 - offensive to Santa Claus and pederastophobes)
Message-ID: <3303@tekecs.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 6-Dec-83 15:17:18 EST
Article-I.D.: tekecs.3303
Posted: Tue Dec  6 15:17:18 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 9-Dec-83 04:05:23 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR.
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V frr vg'f gvzr sbe Puevfgznf pnebyf va dhrfgvbanoyr gnfgr, fb urer tbrf...

Hc ba gur ubhfrgbc, ervaqrre fnl,
Fnagn Pynhf vf tbvat tnl;
Ur'f dhrrerq Qbaare naq Oyvgmra gbb -
Jura ur pbzrf qbja gur puvzarl, UR'YY TRG LBH!
Ub Ub Ub, rgp.

Hc ba gur ubhfrgbc, jung'f gung abvfr?
Fnagn'f cynlvat jvgu yvggyr oblf!
Abj jr pna gryy gur gehgu ng ynfg -
Byq Fnvag Avpx vf n crqrenfg!
Ub Ub Ub, rgp.

Hc ba gur ubhfrgbc, jung'yy vg or -
Puevfgznf cerfragf be fbqbzl?
Fnagn jvyy tvir lbh n tvsg bs fbegf -
N grkgobbx pnfr bs irarerny jnegf.
Ub Ub Ub rgp.

Hc ba gur ubhfrgbc, jub'yy or svefg
Gb fynxr byq Fnagn'f frkhny guvefg?
V frr n ubyr gung'f nobhg uvf fvmr -
Vs bayl gur fzbxr jbhyqa'g trg va uvf rlrf!
Ub Ub Ub rgp.

                                     (Oyhfu!)
                                       Wrss Jvafybj