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From: rosen@sunybcs.UUCP (Jay Rosenberg)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Subways?
Message-ID: <826@sunybcs.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 6-Dec-83 20:47:45 EST
Article-I.D.: sunybcs.826
Posted: Tue Dec  6 20:47:45 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 9-Dec-83 05:43:33 EST
Organization: SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science
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A stock broker said that he could guarentee a profit for anyone
who invested there money via him, regardless of the stock.
One person bought $10000 of Hog futures.  When the bottom fell
out of the Hog market he was suprised to learn that his investment
turned a profit.  He approched the stock broker and asked how this
could happen.  The stock broker told them that they used some
of the money to pull off a diamond theft and holding up the shares
he put his money in the stock broker stated...

   "Behind these futures are our fences!"