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From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Dirty joke, ROT13 (Offensive to Santa Clauses and nubile 16-year-olds and chimneys)
Message-ID: <1011@mit-eddie.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Dec-83 01:35:32 EST
Article-I.D.: mit-eddi.1011
Posted: Thu Dec  8 01:35:32 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 9-Dec-83 07:04:32 EST
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Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA
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V'ir frag guvf bar orsber, ohg vg'f jbegu frrvat ng guvf gvzr bs
lrne.  Orfvqrf, gurer ner cebonoyl dhvgr n srj arj hfref abj.

Fnagn Pynhf pbzrf qbja gur puvzarl naq gur ahovyr fvkgrra-lrne-byq
unf orra jnvgvat sbe uvz.  Fnagn frrf ure, naq va glcvpnyyl hasynccnoyr
Fnagn-fglyr fnlf, "Naq jung qb lbh jnag sbe Puevfgznf, yvggyr tvey?"
Gur tvey, naq fur'f abg fb yvggyr, gryyf uvz.  Jryy, Fnagn vf qrsvavgryl
synccrq ol guvf, ohg ur znantrf gb pbzr bhg jvgu:
"Ub ub ub, tbggn tb, tbggn trg gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj."
Gur tvey, abg gb or qnhagrq, gnxrf bs ure ebor.  "Nj, cyrnfr fgnl Fnagn,"
fur ortf.    Ur ercyvrf:
"Ub ub ub, tbggn tb, tbggn trg gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj."
Fur gura gnxrf bss ure cnwnzn gbc, ure svez cbhgvat oernfgf cbvagvat
ng Fnagn yvxr na npphfngvba.  "Nj, cyrnfr fgnl Fnagn," ntnva fur nfxf.
"Ub ub ub, tbggn tb, tbggn trg gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj."
Svanyyl, fur gnxrf bss ure cnwnzn obggbzf, erirnyvat gb Fnagn ure
jnez zbhaq bs qryvtug.  "Nj, cyrnfr fgnl Fnagn," ntnva fur nfxf.
Orvat bayl zbegny, Fnagn svanyyl tvirf va, fnlvat:
"Url url url, tbggn fgnl, pna'g trg hc gur puvzarl jvgu zl qvpx guvf jnl."

Jryy, vg jnf shaal jura V jnf 10...
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Randwulf
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